🎛️  SHORTCUT 📝 DESCRIPTION             Sounds marked with 🎤 are the property of Zeitgeist
🔘 !! hl2dm soundKleiner: Fascinating
🔘 ! hl2dm soundKleiner: This suggests an entirely new line of investigation
🔘 +++ hl2dm soundGman: This is where I get off
🔘 :( Baby crying
🔘 :(( Baby crying
🔘 :((( Baby crying
🔘 ^^ hl2dm soundRandom sound from sybill Fawlty Towers : I know 🔀 yes 🔀 oh i know
🔘 ? hl2dm soundAlyx: What do you mean?
🔘 ?? hl2dm soundKleiner: What is it?
🔘 ??? hl2dm soundAlyx: What do you mean?
🔘 aa hl2dm soundKleiner: aaaaa
🔘 aaa Man screaming : aaa
🔘 ah hl2dm soundAlyx: ah
🔘 aie2 Toy: aie
🔘 aie Cartoon: aie
🔘 alright hl2dm soundAlyx: Alright
🔘 aua hl2dm soundElaine: aua
🔘 awesome hl2dm soundAlyx: Awesome
🔘 b2 hl2dm soundHomer: Kid, you tried your best, but you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
🔘 b3 hl2dm soundHomer: Kid, you tried your best, but you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
🔘 bad hl2dm soundWill Smith: You must be the badass we were talking about
🔘 baiser hl2dm soundFrench: Tu veux baiser mon cheri ?
🔘 bas hl2dm soundGuy V.: Bastart
🔘 bb2 hl2dm soundElaine: Goodbye please come again
🔘 bb Baby: Byebye
🔘 bitch hl2dm soundElaine: Bitch
🔘 bonjour hl2dm soundHomer: Hello
🔘 brb2 hl2dm soundKleiner: Speak to you again in a few moments
🔘 brb hl2dm soundKleiner: Just a minute
🔘 bs hl2dm soundMake: This is bullshit
🔘 burp Burp sound
🔘 bye hl2dm soundElaine: Goodbye please come again
🔘 camper2 hl2dm soundChild: Yes yes yes! We love going camping!
🔘 camper hl2dm soundChild: Camper camping, camper camping wohoo!
🔘 cheater hl2dm soundMale: Haaacks!
🔘 cmon hl2dm soundAlyx: Come on
🔘 coin Coin sound
🔘 cry Baby crying
🔘 dearme hl2dm soundKleiner: Dear me
🔘 dsl hl2dm soundFemale: Sorry
🔘 en hl2dm soundBarney: Speak english
🔘 end hl2dm soundWife: When is it all going to end
🔘 exc hl2dm soundAlyx: Excellent
🔘 fail2 hl2dm soundKleiner: Nooo fiddlesticks, what now
🔘 fail Fail honk sound
🔘 fart Fart sound
🔘 flirt Stewie:Oh you're a dirty flirt
🔘 flush hl2dm soundSound of toilet flushing
🔘 forgot hl2dm soundKleiner: Waht? I almost forgot
🔘 fuck hl2dm soundGuy V.: Fuuuuck
🔘 gay2 hl2dm soundThe Simpsons: Maybe you're all homosexuals too
🔘 gay hl2dm soundStewie: Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?
🔘 gg2 Appluse
🔘 gg3 Appluse loud
🔘 gg4 Gu gu gu
🔘 gg5 Good game
🔘 gg Appluse
🔘 great hl2dm soundKleiner: A great deal my dear
🔘 grr Dog growling
🔘 hacker hl2dm soundMan: Haaacks
🔘 haha2 Dry laugh
🔘 haha3 Sharp laugh
🔘 haha4 Christine Baranski: hahahahaha
🔘 haha Hahahaha
🔘 hahaha hl2dm soundChristine Baranski: hahahahaha
🔘 hax2 Super hax
🔘 hax3 OMG you cheating ...
🔘 hax4 hl2dm soundMan: Haaacks
🔘 hax Cheater
🔘 hehe3 ohohoh
🔘 hehe hehe
🔘 hello hl2dm soundHomer: hello
🔘 hellow hl2dm soundElaine: Hellow
🔘 here hl2dm soundKleiner: No no, she's around here some place
🔘 hey hl2dm soundFemale: Hey there
🔘 hi2 hl2dm soundElaine: Hellow
🔘 hi3 Hey howzit going:
🔘 hi hl2dm soundHomer Simpson: Hello
🔘 hihi Hihi
🔘 hii Baby: hellooo
🔘 hm hl2dm soundAlyx: Hm
🔘 hmm hl2dm soundAlyx: coughs
🔘 hoho Hohohohoho
🔘 homo hl2dm soundStewie: Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?
🔘 hope hl2dm soundKleiner: My dear, I had given up hope to ever seeing you again!
🔘 how hl2dm soundKleiner: My god, how did you get here, and when?
🔘 hs Wholy shit!
🔘 hund Auf die kine, du hund!
🔘 icu Bot: I see you
🔘 ik hl2dm soundRandom sound from sybill fawlty towers : I know 🔀 yes 🔀 oh i know
🔘 indeed hl2dm soundKleiner: Indeed it is
🔘 inv I am invincible
🔘 jaja Jaja
🔘 kiss Kiss sound
🔘 kitty Calling kitty
🔘 listen hl2dm soundAlyx: Hey, listen!
🔘 lol Simple laugh
🔘 look hl2dm soundBarney: Here, take a look at this
🔘 lool hl2dm soundGuy V.: Frantic laugh
🔘 mdr hl2dm soundGuy V.: Frantic laugh
🔘 mhm Male: mhm
🔘 minu hl2dm soundElaine: One minute left
🔘 n1 hl2dm soundBarney: Nice!
🔘 nein hl2dm soundAngry german man: NEIN!
🔘 nice Alyx: Nice!
🔘 nini Nini
🔘 no2 no
🔘 no3 hl2dm soundKleiner: Nooo!
🔘 no hl2dm soundBarney: No
🔘 noc2 hl2dm soundMale: Poor bastard doesn't stand a chance
🔘 noc You stand no chance, human
🔘 non hl2dm soundBarney: no
🔘 noo Baby: Nooo
🔘 noob Haha, noobs
🔘 noobs Haha, noobs
🔘 notfair This isn't fair you ...
🔘 np Male with accent: Is no problem
🔘 ns2 Great shot
🔘 ns hl2dm soundAlyx: Nice Shot
🔘 ohdear hl2dm soundKleiner: Oh dear
🔘 ohh Female: ohh
🔘 ohno2 hl2dm soundAlyx: oh noooo
🔘 ohno hl2dm soundMale: oh no
🔘 ohoh2 Child: ohoh
🔘 ohoh3 Baby: ohoh
🔘 ohoh hl2dm soundAlyx: ohoh
🔘 ok hl2dm soundKleiner: Ok
🔘 okay hl2dm soundKleiner: Ok
🔘 omg2 Male: Oh my god now wayyy!
🔘 omg3 hl2dm soundAlyx: oh my god
🔘 omg Female with accent: Oh my god
🔘 oo Baby: ohoh
🔘 ooh Female: Ooh
🔘 oops hl2dm soundGuy V.: oops
🔘 ops hl2dm soundGuy V.: oops
🔘 ouch Female: ouch
🔘 phew hl2dm soundKleiner: Ahh, thanks goodness! My relief is almost palpable!
🔘 revenge2 hl2dm soundAlyx: You haven't seen a bit of it yet
🔘 revenge Male: Sweet revenge
🔘 right hl2dm soundKleiner: Speak to you again in a few moments
🔘 rofl hl2dm soundGuy V.: Frantic laugh
🔘 rpg hl2dm soundSyberia: Le RPG c'est pour les p'tits zizis, eh oui
🔘 rq Raaaaage QUIT!
🔘 run hl2dm soundKleiner: Run!
🔘 salut Baby: Hellooo
🔘 sex1 hl2dm soundTu me fais mouiller ma p'tite culotte
🔘 sex2 hl2dm soundMmmm c'est bon ca!
🔘 sex3 hl2dm soundAllez! J'suis chaude comme la braize
🔘 sex4 hl2dm soundStewie: Oh that's better than sex!
🔘 sex hl2dm soundTu veux baiser mon cheri?
🔘 shit hl2dm soundDr Breen: Hh shit
🔘 sigh Male: Sigh
🔘 slt Baby: Hellooo
🔘 sob Ah, son of a bitch!
🔘 sorry hl2dm soundFemale: Sorry
🔘 spit hl2dm soundAlyx: Spit
🔘 sry hl2dm soundMale: Sorry
🔘 stop Stop that, I said stop that bastart bitch!
🔘 sure hl2dm soundAlyx: Sure
🔘 tease hl2dm soundGuy V.: blblblb hihihi
🔘 thanks hl2dm soundBarney: Gee thanks
🔘 there2 hl2dm soundKleiner: so there, you see?
🔘 there hl2dm soundAlyx: There!
🔘 toobig hl2dm soundGuy V.: It's too big!
🔘 toolate hl2dm soundMatt: Shit! Too late!
🔘 troll Ohhh aie aie aie
🔘 tsk Tsk sound
🔘 ty2 Elaine: Thank you please
🔘 ty3 hl2dm soundBarney: Gee thanks
🔘 ty Barney: Thank you
🔘 ups hl2dm soundGuy V.: oops
🔘 vns Great shot!
🔘 what What are you doing
🔘 where hl2dm soundKleiner: But where is he!
🔘 win hl2dm soundStewie: Victory is mine!
🔘 wish hl2dm soundKleiner: I wish I knew!
🔘 woo Female: Woo!
🔘 wow Wow!
🔘 wtf What the fuck!
🔘 yeah hl2dm soundBarney: Oh Yeah!
🔘 yeha Yeha!
🔘 yes1 Horny female: Yes Yes Yes!
🔘 yes hl2dm soundVorty: Yes
🔘 yik hl2dm soundAndy from Little Britain: Yea I know
🔘 doit hl2dm soundAlyx: Let's do it
🔘 show hl2dm soundAlyx: Let's get this show on the road
🔘 cumming hl2dm soundAlyx: Are you coming?
🔘 careful2 hl2dm soundAlyx: Be careful!
🔘 wth hl2dm soundBarney: What the hell?
🔘 guh hl2dm soundbarney: Guh
🔘 ops2 hl2dm soundBarney: Whoops
🔘 who hl2dm soundWho are you?
🔘 getout hl2dm soundKleiner: let's get out of here
🔘 careful hl2dm soundBarney: Be careful
🔘 indeed2 hl2dm soundKleiner
🔘 follow hl2dm soundAlyx: Follow Me
🔘 gasp hl2dm soundGasp
🔘 gotyou hl2dm soundGot you now!
🔘 haha5 hl2dm soundMonk Laugh
🔘 me? hl2dm soundMonk Laugh
🔘 please hl2dm sound
🔘 dont hl2dm sound
🔘 gl hl2dm sound
🔘 freeman hl2dm sound
🔘 exp hl2dm sound
🔘 gs hl2dm sound
🔘 come hl2dm soundMonk Come
🔘 lookout hl2dm soundMonk Come
🔘 catch hl2dm soundMonk Catch
🔘 ready hl2dm soundReady when you are
🔘 cheese hl2dm soundSometimes, I dream about cheese
🔘 charger hl2dm soundThere's a charger on the wall
🔘 exc2 hl2dm soundExcellent
🔘 ohno3 hl2dm soundOh No
🔘 back hl2dm soundAlice Get Back
🔘 back2 hl2dm soundAclice In the meantime watch my back
🔘 cum2 hl2dm soundHere it comes
🔘 cum3 hl2dm soundWe got work you were coming
🔘 sweet hl2dm soundAlice sweet